Episode 87: I Golf With a Lot of Russians

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Tony Gallopin's unibrow

WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

• Christ Bearer, Severs Penis And Jumps From Balcony
• Meet Richard Moore Before Slaying the Badger Premiere
• Albert Champion, cyclist and founder of Champion Ignition Company
• Niki Lauda airline, Lauda Air 
• Brendan Quirk final What's New post for Competitive Cyclist
• Raoul on Twitter
• Pelle Pelle Clothing Co.
• Flanders Classics app
• Klaus' piece about the Susuki Samurai on Manual for Speed

Michael Matthews raving it up!

Cancellara's Tony Montana Domane

Infamous .gif of Wiggo during Terpstra's attack

Episode 86: Ultimate Warrior Killed by Xmas Tree

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The mysterious Wiggo bump

WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? 
- Chuck Klosterman's article about Kiss
- Crazy shot of Vandenbergh and Uran 

- "Win Roubaix for Her"
- Kiss looking "tough"
- Raoul on Twitter

 

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Episode 85: Gianni Savio, His Moustache and a Priest Walk Into a Bar...

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WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? 
- Gent-Wevelgem Photo Guy tumblr

- The Secret Pro story about "motorpacing"
- C.I. interview with Esteban Chaves

- Rapha Cycle Club NYC
- G&D Spring Classics fantasy league

 

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Episode 84: Clowns Drinking Decaf

L to R: Paolini, Pozzato, some other dude

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WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

- Prince protégé' Apollonia
- Luca Paolini clowns Pozzato

- News report: Clown Shortage
- Kittel apologizes to his bike
- Klaus interviews Ted King for MFS 

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The Milano-Sanremo Guide cover... whatever!

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Episode 83: The Cricket Incident

Cricket

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WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

- Oleg Tinkov on Twitter
- America themed parties (buzzfeed)

- Sagan's ad for the Tour of California
- Tyler Farrar ad for Transitions

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Episode 82: Greg LeMond gets TacoBell in Dubai

The $4 million Bugatti cop car in Dubai

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Pozzato and Quinziato chillin' with Jesus Paolini

WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

- Rapha Cycle Club in NYC
- Lemond's exhibit in NYC's Rapha Cycle Club

- Greg Lemond's Taco Bell commercial
- Dubai Police Twitter: @DubaiPoliceHQ
- SkyDive Dubai dudes wearing trucker hats
- Euskadi Cycling Team
- Jarlinson Pantano's dirt-stache
- Cantinflas' dirt-stache

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Episode 81: 90% of the Speed Metal Cycling Staff is 2.7

And the winner is...

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Our contest winner is Dan Gerous from Montreal

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WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
- Vote the SkullKrusher's WCA kit design
- H.G. Wells / Jack The Ripper movie: Time After Time
- Rushlee Buchanan new NZ Champ
- Meet Bill Humphreys at the Rapha Cycle Club in NYC

MAKE THE LOTTO BELISOL JERSEY BETTER CONTEST
The winner of the contest is Dan Gerous (I'm sure that's not his real name). Dan will receive a copy of The Jersey Project book by Bill Humphreys courtesy of Gage+Desoto. 

Scroll down to see some of our favorite entries.

Alzate's "classy" family portrait

Our three Honorable Mentions

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Episode 80: Cycling Fashion 101

Enter our "Make the Lotto Belisol Jersey Better" contest. Details below.

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MAKE THE LOTTO BELISOL JERSEY BETTER CONTEST

As heard on the podcast, here's what you need to do to enter the contest:

Step 1. Right click the image of Marcel Sieberg to the left (it should be 1080 x1596 px), and save it on your computer.

Step 2. Power up MS Paint, PowerPoint, Corel Draw, Photoshop, or your image editing software of choice and go nuts.

Step 3. Save your vision of a better jersey and email it to: SpeedMetalCycling(at)gmail.com

Note: Sleeping kittens and Kim Jong-un as subject matter are not allowed, since I obviously already kicked your ass.

DEADLINE JANUARY 30.
We'll chose the winner at our own discretion and announce it on our next episode. If you win, we'll send you an email letting you know.

The winner will receive a copy of The Jersey Project book by Bill Humphreys. Courtesy of Gage+Desoto. 

WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

- Island200 Pittsburgh Velofrome
- BMC + Lululemon = funny pics
- 2013 vs 2014 Kits

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Episode 79: Douche Lemonade

Okay, Astana has taken it too far.

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WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

- Lotto Belisol 2014 Jersey
- Hemi Engine
- Spain sweeps 2013 UCI prizes
- CN interview with Jens Voigt


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Episode 78: Vegetarian Pâté, or Mush

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WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

- Graph of the Spanish cycling apocalypse
- Lance on the BBC


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Episode 77: Juicy Bananas '77

Do you really need more evidence that CX is super stupid?

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Separated at birth: Matt Striker and Mauro Santambrogio

WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

- 2014 Tour de France Route
- Santamborgio's tragic tweets
- Four Christmases starring Vince Vaughn
- Borys works for Magazyn Rowerowy

Klaus sent me this image half way through recording

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Episode 76: Skydive Chihuahua

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Farrar's shitty pirate earring

WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

- Skydive Dubai website
- Cycling Inquisition's interview with Jose Serpa
- UCI release outline for future of WorldTour
- Cyclingnews piece about the UCI's release
- CNN's piece on the business of F1
- Michał Gołaś
- The "dark" L: Ł






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Episode 75: Las Vegas Hates My Fashionable T-shirt

My awesomely fashionable shirt that people in Las Vegas will never realize how cool it is (I'm not the model)

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Infantino gets jumped by a cat during the WC TT

WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

- Rapha Cycle Club: New York City
- Video: Cat jumps on Infantino
- CI's interview with Colombia's National Team's director
- Pat McQauid makes stupid remarks

- Bill Strickland on Bicycling
- Bill Strickland's blog
- My fashionable shirt came from here
- Donate cycling items and win autographed Team Colombia stuff

Bill Strickland judges the bar-wrapping competition

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Episode 74: Graeme Obree Has Bedbugs

Graeme Obree challenges speed record with a mattress bike

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L: Fabio Duarte - R: Amado Guevara

WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

- Rapha Cycle Club: New York City
- RCC twitter

- Sponsorship report on professional cycling
- Belkin TdF documentary
- Cyclingnews interview with Johan Bruyneel
- The Secret Pro on Cycling Tips
- Hesjedal's “win”
- Sweet dreams are made of cheese




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