Showing posts with label podcast. Show all posts
Showing posts with label podcast. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Episode 80: Cycling Fashion 101

Enter our "Make the Lotto Belisol Jersey Better" contest. Details below.

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Intro and outro music by Carcass 

MAKE THE LOTTO BELISOL JERSEY BETTER CONTEST
As heard on the podcast, here's what you need to do to enter the contest:

Step 1. Right click the image of Marcel Sieberg to the left (it should be 1080 x1596 px), and save it on your computer.

Step 2. Power up MS Paint, PowerPoint, Corel Draw, Photoshop, or your image editing software of choice and go nuts.

Step 3. Save your vision of a better jersey and email it to: SpeedMetalCycling(at)gmail.com

Note: Sleeping kittens and Kim Jong-un as subject matter are not allowed, since I obviously already kicked your ass.

DEADLINE JANUARY 30.
We'll chose the winner at our own discretion and announce it on our next episode. If you win, we'll send you an email letting you know.

The winner will receive a copy of The Jersey Project book by Bill Humphreys. Courtesy of Gage+Desoto

WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
- Island200 Pittsburgh Velofrome
- BMC + Lululemon = funny pics
- 2013 vs 2014 Kits

GET IN TOUCH
Email:
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Links:
Gage+Desoto
Cycling Inquisition

Twitter:
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Friday, July 26, 2013

Episode 70: And the Winner Is...


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Intro and outro music by Cradle of Filth

 
Tejay van Garderen's mole
WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

- Speed Metal Cycling jersey. Almost sold out
- Cycling Inquisition's post about Quintana
- Team 4-72 Colombia
- The now infamous G+D Duracci shirt









G+D's Duracci shirt in action






























THE WINNERS

3x Third Place

Tour commentary can get under your skin,
From Liggett's ramblings to Kirby's droll din.
It`s a tough occupation,
Don't complain to the station,
Or Sean Yates will smash your face in.
     - Dean, Newcastle, UK


With his chances of victory gone
Cavendish decides to flex his brawn.
Spectators thought this was rank,
so they threw a cup o' stank.
He finally gets a maillot jaune.
     - Josh, Portland, Oregon


"Assassins" Octave Lapize spat,
And Poulidor tussled with Jaques,
Then along came the yanks,
And by way of a "thanks",
Greg Lemond crapped in Phil Leleu's hat.
     - Steve, Wombourne, UK


Second Place

This year Kittel's on the podium
Last year he bore the peloton's odium
They all said with a grunt
"No more turns on the front!"
Cos they knew WADA had just banned Imodium.
     - Adam, Granada, Spain


Grand Prize Winner
Nobody thought Froome was a putz
Pinot's speed made him sick to his guts
A genie named Yates
Determines their fates
This Tour's gone coconuts.
     - Nathan, Toronto, Canada




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Email:
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Links:
Gage+Desoto
Cycling Inquisition

Twitter:
Speed Metal Cycling (@SpeedMetalCycl)
The SkullKrusher (@TheSkullKrusher)
Gage+Desoto (Mike Spriggs) (@GageDesoto)

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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Episode 68: Sean Yates, The Genie

 
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Intro and outro music by Autopsy

Team Sky during the "Bring Your Son to Work" rest day
 WTF WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
- Buy a damn Speed Metal Cycling Jersey
- Hesjedal's funky glasses
- Chicago Cubs' announcer Harry Caray WTF?
- Pittsburgh Steelers' announcer Myron Cope
- Buy The Cycling Anthology volume 2










Cavendish takes out Veelers



Episode 68 Limerick Finalists:

The French love their national Tour
But moan as their riders are poor
"Foreigners ruin our race
Stuffing PEDs in their face
And our boys can't win anymore."
                      - Steven, South Yorkshire, UK


Enough of the talk about Lance
I long for Panache and Romance
with Kittel and Cav
a good time we will have
Bring on a new Tour De France
                      - Chris, Virginia


A race in the land of the frogs
fills my time on the pot reading blogs
In only three weeks
It's yellow he seeks
The winner who pushes big cogs
                      - Jamie, Missouri


GET IN TOUCH
Email:
SpeedMetalCycling [at] gmail [dot] com

Links:
Gage+Desoto
Cycling Inquisition

Twitter:
Speed Metal Cycling (@SpeedMetalCycl)
The SkullKrusher (@TheSkullKrusher)
Gage+Desoto (Mike Spriggs) (@GageDesoto)

Other:
Speed Metal Cycling on Facebook
SkullKrusher on Instagram
Speed Metal Cycling on Tumblr