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Intro and outro music by Bolt Thrower
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| L: "Oh, shit!" - R: "Holy, shit!" |
- Rules for the limerick contest
- Robert Millar column about doping
- Buy The Cycling Anthology volume 2
- Klaus' posts on Manual For Speed
- G+D Store (SMC jersey coming soon)
There is a sly hamster from Petsmart
Whose Giro team blew up the chart
Now he’s chosen Pinot
To win like Hinault
And let the French winnings re-start!
- Mr Beechcroft the Hamster (not ellegible)
There once was a race in France
Where the contestants all wore funny pants
They showed off their junk
And smelled of a funk
But the podium girls never looked askance.
- Bob, Florida
It's a race that tours all around France
I've won just as many as Lance,
They don't ride on choppers ,
Wiggo's a clopper,
And Andy Schleck hasn't a chance
- Rob, Cornwall UK
This year Kittel's on the podium
Last year he bore the peloton's odium
They all said with a grunt
"No more turns on the front!"
Cos they knew WADA had just banned Imodium.
- Adam, Granada Spain
The Krusher, and Mike, and Klaus
Mr. Beechcroft is in the house
He's watching the Tour
with his Dad on the floor
He's a rodent, but not a mouse.
- Justin, Pennsylvania
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