All that work for nothing. Great. Dammit Liquigas! Other than his comical looks and sense of style, I've never had much against B...

Johan Museeuw would have guys like Wiggins for breakfast. Pessimist and Negative. I have been accused of being a pessimist and negativ...

Mr. Beechcroft, the hamster, made a run for it last night. My girlfriend's hamster escaped last night and I had to get up at 7:30am...

Puns. A-tack. Karpets tacks. Tack-y. All hilarious puns made after today's disastrous stage. By hilarious, of course, I mean stupid...

Cadel Evans, Jurgen Van den Broeck and Nicolas Roche: tiny little dig on Mont Saint-Clair You May be Right, I May Be Crazy.  Ok, I...

Ferdinand Cheval's Palais Idéal . You can all thank me for not using an image of earwax sculptures. Did anyone see where I put my s...

Today Richie Porte and Chris Froome showed, again, why Sky is the strongest team in the Tour. Race within a race. Even though I hate ...

The Tour will cross the Col de la Croix de Fer tomorrow after 93kms of racing. Finally. The real Tour begins. The Tour went over its ...

Wiggins rode his bike really fast today. Alone. Today, Cancellara went really fast. Froome went faster. Wiggins went even faster. Cadel...

There were more French riders in the break today, than at a Peugeot/Citroën sale in Saint-Ouen. Vive la France! Never mind that Thibau...

Guys in the crash yesterday thought they'd had it bad? Look at MY hand! I have to apologize for posting so late in the day. I know ...

Fatty in Yellow (left) had the best seat in the house today. This is not the type of excitement I was asking for, but beggars can't...

Today's stage felt longer than the 100 Years War Well, I don't wanna say I told you so, but I told you so. With the chances...

Yukiya Arashiro, you'll be hard pressed to find a nicer guy in the peloton.   Happy Independence Day to all my Yankee readers. Last...

Enough with the Halloween costume, bro. You are not a climber, and we all know it. This morning I felt like someone switched my morning...

Me?  I wrote the following part of the post last night, hours before the actual stage even started: "Today's stage was prett...

Yellow helmets make Sky look like Japanese kindergarteners. After yesterday's snooze-fest, any type of real racing would have b...

Forget what the "experts" have to say about the 2012 Tour de France. The only opinion that matters is the SkullKrusher's That...