I WANNA BE LIKE KLAUS

When my brother Klaus announced that he was making Cycling Inquisition jerseys, the cycling world went mad. Apparently, everyone and their mom wants one.

Since we were kids, Klaus has outshined me in every way imaginable. Hes' smarter, wittier, better looking and flosses regularly. Besides, his marriage didn't fall apart, he's never been to jail or totaled any vehicles. Klaus' house has been featured in Home and Gardens Magazine and I live in a one-bedroom shithole. He's friends with important people in the cycling industry, while even the crack-head around the corner from my place ignores me.

Well, Klaus your reign is about to end. Sure your Hincapie jerseys are gonna sell really well, but my Speed Metal Cycling ones are gonna be WOOL.

You read right:
100% Merino wool, bitch!

So, now the question is, who would be down to pre-order this beauty for $85-$95?

Leave a comment if you'd be interested...

EPISODE 25 - THE 2011 TOUR pt.1

July 13th, 2011

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Guests Mike Spriggs (Gage+Des0to) and Klaus Inquisition (Cycling Inquisition) to discuss the Tour so far and make fun of John Gadret.

Rapha Designers Take Note: Awesome Jerseys

I know that Rapha, and that whole "retro" thing is all the rage with the kids these days, but I think they are going for the wrong "retro." Dudes, the 80s and 90s is where it's at when it comes to "retro."

Having that in mind, I'm gonna start sharing with you a few gems I came across on eBay. Unlike those lame and elegant Rapha jerseys, you can pick some of these beauties for $5.

(Don't worry, the final chapter of the Luis Herrera Story is coming soon)

Enjoy!

These two speak for themselves. Unfortunately they have a potty-mouth

I think my dad owns both of these - Cabana wear

Jackson Pollock?

Descente is being taken to an international court for these. Crimes against humanity.

Dr. Huxstable called. He needs his sweater back.

Zach Morris called. He needs his shirt back.

The limited edition Kandinsky jerseys.

Oh, boy, Gustav Klimt threw up again.

And you thought Primal Wear made ugly jerseys.

If Rock Racing ever comes back and need help with a new jersey, I vote for the green one.